Moblinfas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud coyote.

Moblinfas created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblinfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Moblinfas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Moblinfas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Moblinfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Moblinfas seven times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Moblinfas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if five tortoises approach from the north.