Mantafgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent narwhal.

Mantafgil created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mantafgil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mantafgil, he will turn you into a worm.

Mantafgil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mantafgil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mantafgil six times a day.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing black ear rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your legs.