Stipdamnutbinsis is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable lizard.

Stipdamnutbinsis created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdamnutbinsis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipdamnutbinsis, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipdamnutbinsis' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stipdamnutbinsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about cell theory.