Lanbemsom is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent
manatee.
Lanbemsom created an electron two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lanbemsom, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lanbemsom, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Lanbemsom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Lanbemsom's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine manatees approach from the west.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.
3. Never hurt eagles.
4. You must love Lanbemsom.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.