Larplarnciss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless swallow.

Larplarnciss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larplarnciss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larplarnciss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Larplarnciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Larplarnciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larplarnciss.

3. Always obey Larplarnciss' priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.