Misbabbodmap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent goose.

Misbabbodmap created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbabbodmap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misbabbodmap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Misbabbodmap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Misbabbodmap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Always wear red.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing fawn boots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.