Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty crane.

Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pinbarnkanfub Tonyarpfeb must be the most important thing in your life.