Lopdutril is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring
hyena.
Lopdutril created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lopdutril, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Lopdutril, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Lopdutril's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Lopdutril's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing scarves.
3. Do not speak about peanuts.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Bats are not to be trusted.