Lopdutril is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring hyena.

Lopdutril created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdutril, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lopdutril, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Lopdutril's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lopdutril's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing scarves.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.