Karstiklap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful dove.

Karstiklap created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karstiklap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karstiklap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Karstiklap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Karstiklap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.