Tombidtab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fast spider.

Tombidtab created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Tombidtab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tombidtab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tombidtab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tombidtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.