Weeflan Benaftun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust hyena.

Weeflan Benaftun created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeflan Benaftun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weeflan Benaftun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Weeflan Benaftun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Weeflan Benaftun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.