Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured octopus.

Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Capbogmapgubflapwot Getrakhogwab Mannibmad.

2. Run away from pink nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.