Sat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic wolf.

Sat created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.