Nilfitlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent guinea pig.

Nilfitlik created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilfitlik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilfitlik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nilfitlik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nilfitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Nilfitlik's priests.

4. Put Nilfitlik first in all things.

5. Feed all hungry rats.