Higortrut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, moody owl.

Higortrut created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Higortrut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higortrut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Higortrut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Higortrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Higortrut loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.