Gepnartniglegkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow lobster.

Gepnartniglegkap created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnartniglegkap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepnartniglegkap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepnartniglegkap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gepnartniglegkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Never sit in the presence of snails.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to dolphins while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.