Tombetsit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive penguin.

Tombetsit created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Tombetsit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tombetsit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tombetsit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tombetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to birds while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.