Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil dugong.

Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Talnellpag Cemquillvogdissafdavnelpad Flangubjin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never run in the presence of horses.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.