Cusslistcun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent alligator.

Cusslistcun created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslistcun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cusslistcun, he will turn you into a mole.

Cusslistcun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cusslistcun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed spinach to sheep while wearing blue jumpers.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing green stockings.