Ragcinxem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable pigeon.

Ragcinxem created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcinxem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragcinxem, it will strike you with lightening.

Ragcinxem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ragcinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never feed bread to voles while wearing fawn rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.