Bigmadgat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident armadillo.

Bigmadgat created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmadgat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigmadgat, it will turn you into a worm.

Bigmadgat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bigmadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not shave your back.