Gonhogflig Afhendim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable raccoon.

Gonhogflig Afhendim created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonhogflig Afhendim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gonhogflig Afhendim, it will turn you into a mole.

Gonhogflig Afhendim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gonhogflig Afhendim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear violet ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.