Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful dugong.

Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jamhamhugmongudxucvonkjad.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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