Queegwadfodwip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous bat.

Queegwadfodwip created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegwadfodwip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Queegwadfodwip, it will be very sad.

Queegwadfodwip's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Queegwadfodwip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the south.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Queegwadfodwip first in all things.

5. Do not eat carrots.