Hombenhabing is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless turtle.

Hombenhabing created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombenhabing, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hombenhabing, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hombenhabing's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hombenhabing's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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