Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident mink.

Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nigbaptettihimtabtikdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.