Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull's Holy Commandments

1. Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Do not take Vidjenrulvanbogbell Wabgumnull's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed rice to seals while wearing corsets.