Rowgamcam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring fairy.

Rowgamcam created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgamcam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rowgamcam, it will turn you into a slug.

Rowgamcam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rowgamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never sit in the presence of bats.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.