Vencatged is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying hippopotamus.

Vencatged created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencatged, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vencatged, she will laugh at you.

Vencatged's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vencatged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vencatged first in all things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vencatged.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing fawn shorts and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Do not take Vencatged's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.