Dubbidvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient fish.

Dubbidvan created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbidvan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubbidvan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dubbidvan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dubbidvan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about special relativity near mice while wearing blue boots and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

5. Do not wear white clothing.