Gepbotzed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud warg.

Gepbotzed created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbotzed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepbotzed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gepbotzed's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gepbotzed's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.