Citnutveentif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage cobra.

Citnutveentif created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnutveentif, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citnutveentif, it will ignore you.

Citnutveentif's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Citnutveentif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing fawn corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear yellow ear rings.