Rutbifbin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent toad.

Rutbifbin created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbifbin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutbifbin, he will turn you into a dog.

Rutbifbin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rutbifbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Hide if four ants approach from the east.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not take Rutbifbin's name in vain.