Nadjamhun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating walrus.

Nadjamhun created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadjamhun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadjamhun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nadjamhun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nadjamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never chant in the presence of shrews.

5. Never mention snails.