Nillbass is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless naga.

Nillbass created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillbass, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillbass, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nillbass' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nillbass' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Hide if eight moths approach from the east.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Nillbass on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.