Rillsitjipbot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured mink.

Rillsitjipbot created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Rillsitjipbot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillsitjipbot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rillsitjipbot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rillsitjipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rillsitjipbot on top of all buildings.