Gudmilduss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair dove.

Gudmilduss created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmilduss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudmilduss, it will torture you forever.

Gudmilduss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gudmilduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Gudmilduss loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.