Tombom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome jellyfish.

Tombom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tombom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tombom, it will cry a lot.

Tombom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tombom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.