Pansitloop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent wolf.

Pansitloop created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pansitloop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pansitloop, she will turn you into a goat.

Pansitloop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pansitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pansitloop.

2. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pansitloop.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.