Rullfutjan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, temperamental bear.

Rullfutjan created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfutjan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullfutjan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rullfutjan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rullfutjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green cats for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.