Bonbiddam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent penguin.

Bonbiddam created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbiddam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonbiddam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bonbiddam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bonbiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.