Hitgess is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional cobra.

Hitgess created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitgess, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hitgess, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hitgess' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hitgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

5. Hitgess must be the most important thing in your life.