Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane dove.

Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Gupjoppogfutcebfabbut.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not listen to music.