Xenhattag is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, emotional
penguin.
Xenhattag created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenhattag, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Xenhattag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Xenhattag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Xenhattag's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never wear green dresses.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not dye your hair black.