Xenhattag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional penguin.

Xenhattag created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenhattag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xenhattag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xenhattag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Xenhattag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear green dresses.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair black.