Spaghog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring hamster.

Spaghog created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spaghog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spaghog, he will torture you forever.

Spaghog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Spaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.