Mapmifkan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable grasshopper.

Mapmifkan created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapmifkan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapmifkan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mapmifkan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mapmifkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never run in the presence of ants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from indigo badgers for they are unholy.