Tiggadrat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent faun.

Tiggadrat created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiggadrat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiggadrat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tiggadrat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tiggadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shorts.

2. Always help doves.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about stars.