Lenneglatarfjadbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful gnu.

Lenneglatarfjadbut created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenneglatarfjadbut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lenneglatarfjadbut, she will turn you into a rat.

Lenneglatarfjadbut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lenneglatarfjadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about nebulae.