Larndunhun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective hummingbird.

Larndunhun created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larndunhun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larndunhun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larndunhun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larndunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Put Larndunhun first in all things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.