Fab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful wren.

Fab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if four geese approach from the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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